Grandpa Deaver recently gave Keith a magazine article that had a list of famous baseball quotes included. Keith read these to Melissa... along with his commentary so that she could understand why they're funny. Here are a few of his favorites... thanks Grandpa!!
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. - Satchel Paige
Ninety percent of this game is half mental. - Yogi Berra
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. - Dave Barry
All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header. - George F. Will
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then to pick it up. - Bob Uecker
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